welp…

I did it! I made a sim be a homewrecker. 🀣🀣🀣

She looks slightly unhinged here, but she is, for the most part, a good person.

She rented this place bc of the second lot trait. I want multiples~

She’s so not scheming. (She is!!)

I love this couch. I actually want a beanbag chair that is that color!

This guy was ok, but he was married… but that didn’t matter much in the long run.

This is Gert. I have his surname somewhere but I have to find it.

Doesn’t she look like Nicki Minaj a bit??

Ah. Koopman. So, there you go.

❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯

You did this Gert!! You. 😭😭😭😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

She tells her guy that she’s expecting… and he’s like “Meh.”

Now this pairing should make you think of a certain relationship. One that DIRECTLY involves me.

Maltese (?) samosa soup causes πŸ”₯to erupt out of their mouth, and quite possibly their arse too??

Reagan: Fuck this. I want me some soylent green damnit!!!

He’s not missing much tbh. Ugly woof woof! So, ya. She wrecked the sanctity of their marriage.

FUCKDAMNSHIT. Don’t say I didn’t tell you.

Yet, the both of them? Give no fucks.

Oh yeah. I forgot to get rid of the first wife lolol

So… but they didn’t care…?

So, eventually I lost the other missus… and they eloped, bc I can’t do weddings worth garbage in TS4.

Yum?

Love me some Breakfast Club! But, yes. Lard Ass is seriously fucked up, as our my sims!!

So, and they set their kitchen on fire.

She’s literally the size of a pumpkin ffs!!

Trashley what now?? I have looked for this guy/gal EVERYWHERE in Nordhaven. Well.. pretty much everywhere. Does anyone know about this??

Some cool tags. 😎😎😎😎

The household that love holds almost to the letter by scotch tape.

Idk about you, but this weird Stonehenge/amphitheater thing is pretty neat!

She saw the tarot reader… not before she pissed herself… in front of everyone.

lolsob

Pizza and nachos n cheez… gotta love the spread Ravenwood puts on for the Thinness Fest. ^^ (also spelling?)

She wet herself, yet “bring me my BROWN pants?? Since when is pee brown???? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€ŒπŸ€ŒπŸ€Œ

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me?? Reagan is carrying YOUR child and you are threatening HER???????? 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

Remember that first guy? He is bombarding her with msgs like this. Annoying af.

WHAT ARE YOU CARRYING??????????? A FUCKING GIANT????????????????????????????????

Yes!! Exactly.

Here goes nothing!

Non??

Ooph. All that baby weight was fat??? Gosh. Well, we have Pieter. I am going with Dutch names.. bc well… pretty obvi right??

What do they do after coming back with Pieter?? HAVE MOAR BEBEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dumb bitch.

Gert’s reassessing his life choices rn.

Guess which option I chose?

Piet is a cautious little geezer.

Here is most of the happy family. ^^ (btw, he got a guilty cheaty purple cloud until I got rid of it.)

Welp. That’s it for now.

I’m out! ~ ☠️🌹

Published by Samantha Josephine

Swiftie, ARMY πŸ’œ, loves pasta and making vlogs.